--> C'est La Vie'

196,572 notes   -  15 September 2014


How I would narrate the Olympics
  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt
477,257 notes   -  15 September 2014

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever



youngpreciosa:

this is just fucking RUDE!!!!!!!!


948


devouringyourmind:

annchevealle:

marvelously-chaotic:

kingsxoqueens:

😏

Michelle Obama 💁💯

GOALS

143,247 notes   -  15 September 2014

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"


GOD yes.